On last night’s Hills’ double feature, Whitney bid adieu to Teen Vogue and started a new gig with fashion PR company, People’s Revolution. Now, I thought leaving Lisa Love in the dust would empower Whit to find her voice in this big bad world of styling, but girlfriend might be in a bit of a pickle with the leader of the Revolution, Kelly Cutrone.

Among the several regulations at Whit’s new office is a ban on colored clothing. As Cutrone says, “Just so you know, you have to wear black. I don’t know if you noticed, but everyone wears black.”

Still, no matter what ridiculous guidelines for office living Cutrone shells out, our superfriend Whit maintains her cheery, wide-eyed self… even in the face of the most awkward high-five moment ever recorded for television. One can only pray Cutrone keeps her hands to herself next week.