“The Meat”: All in the Family

This week’s special message from Meaty the dog:

Grams and Gramps came to town this week, which meant that Master Rob kind of forgot I existed. Guess he’d been starved for attention (we do have a one-sided relationship at times).

I know I sometimes act out — poop on the oriental, refuse to exercise, rub up against stray ladies — but Rob has been the real animal lately, driving like O.J. on the freeway and causing Grandma Pat to cry. Though c’mon, she’s pretty damn gullible for thinking Rob was going to jail for being a sticker vandal. Anyway, April F-in Fools, suckas!

It was cool and all to have visitors, but I’m kinda glad they’re gone now. I was feeling awkward around Aunt Denise (I caught her swiping some of my food late night) and Gramps kept farting when no one was around… except for me, of course. You people have no shame.

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7 Responses to ““The Meat”: All in the Family”

  1. Elizabeth Says:

    i just wanted to let all of you know how much i love your show every time it comes on i tivo it so i can watch them all together, oh by the way i hope elvis does call about spidey that was funny as hell anyway just wanted to let you guys know how much the eastern shore of maryland loves you please keep doing what you are doing do work thanks -Elizabeth

  2. Michelle Says:

    User error and didn’t want to rewrite my comment.

    Hi!
    Big! Did you know your wallpaper is the same kind used by the greenriver killer? He put it up in his bedroom as an ode to where he was going to throw the bodies?!
    I love you guys! You’re sweet and hilarious! It just freaks me out to see the wallpaper. :)

    Michelle

  3. kray Says:

    Love the show… never miss a show! the water park was insane!! hope you guys are doing good… take care of yourselfs…

  4. Ashley Says:

    Hey! I just wanted to say that I love your guys’ show!! My twin sister, my little sister and I are always on the look out for your show to come on! I swear we end up laughing so hard we cry!! So thanks for being real and thanks for the laughs!!
    PeAcE!!
    Ashley

  5. Dirty Girl Says:

    you guys are ridiculously awesome. end of story.

  6. EightiesStyle Says:

    I’m over 35 and I did the show! Fast,Funny and Thank G, not like all the other crap…on t.v. Good work!

  7. felisha Says:

    love your show. hate to see you go off the air.

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