A special message from Meaty the dog:
My Super Sweet 14th Birthday Party at Sky Bark was da bomb. Everyone who’s anyone was there, including Dick Van Patton, the dad from Eight Is Enough who now makes my food (to be honest, I like the taste of Mini Horse doo-doo much better).
Don’t tell Rob, but when he was putting the birthday candles on my cake, I snuck off to bone that cocker spaniel with the cute ass (you know the one… pink bow, seductive stare). Don’t worry, she’s on the pill.
Rob is the man (literally, I’m the dog) for throwing me such a rager. I really hope those poodles got home OK… talk about sloppy drunks.
Hope to see you next year at my 21st. Dude, I’m almost legal.
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March 26th, 2008 at 6:09 pm
My daughter and I just watched the episode last night about Meaty’s Sweet 14th. Meaty was sooooo adorable and so was his family and friends. If Meaty doesn’t mind a slightly older woman, we have just the cuttie for him. Her name is Muffin Elizabeth, and she is 4. So that’s 28 vs. Meaty’s 14. Muffin thinks she’s all that and a bag of fritos. And you know what? She is!!! Muffin has a very sweet disposition as well. Big bark, but would lick a burgler to death. If Meaty ever wants to see a photo of Muffin, just let us know by email.
Brenda, Laura, and of course, Muffin
March 26th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
I love meaty! he is the cooliest dog evur!
March 27th, 2008 at 12:51 am
I loved this episode!!! I thought it was really nice for Rob to decide to do something special for his dog’s birthday. Looks like everyone had a great time.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:00 am
HaHa LoL Da DoG iS So CuTe JuST LiKE Da OWNeR!!..(ROB)!!..Ha
BuT YeAH THaTz CUTE ROB DID SOMETHING FOR HIS DOGGY!!..LOVED DA EPISODE!!!
March 27th, 2008 at 7:02 am
i LoVe YoU ROB!!!!!!!!!..LOL
March 27th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I just wanted to say “I love watching this show”. I don’t smoke any more, but I still laugh my ass off when I watch Rob and Big. I’m undecided on who I like to watch more, Rob or Big, both are funny motha truckas! And of course I like the Meaty, who couldn’t like’em.
March 30th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Dude that was sweet but the planners were a little weird!! Meatty is cool.
March 31st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
yo whats good i just want to say that yall mad crazy yo i swear i love the show keep it gangsta big and do ya thang rob
April 1st, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Hey bro…I never did anything like this but I’m sitting here watching the show. I’m a tailor in Ohio and I make suits. I just wanted to let Rob know that suits are not graded by there thread count. Instead they’re graded on there micron count, or strength and memory. Also, they do go beyond 150’s.
If anyone knows how just let him know that.
Peace
April 1st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
I dont know how else to contact you. Thanks for every week and every laugh.
April 5th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
i love you and i love that doggie …he can ride a skateboard almost as good as u rob.lol…jk….love you ur biggest fan…joanne
April 8th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
HAPPY 14TH BIRTHDAY MEATY!!!!!!!!
may you live many more long and happy years!!!!!
April 23rd, 2008 at 2:26 am
awww this episode was so adorable.
i love meaty :]
happy late bday!
April 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
I watch ur show everyday because I like ur style of how u live and I like how u have a faithful friend. I love meaty he is so cute I always wanted a bulldog. xoxoxo 2 Meaty