So here’s what we learned about Parisian men last night:
They don’t wear undershirts. Nor do they wax.
They don’t play hard to get — you can walk out of the club without saying goodbye and they’ll run right after you, begging for a kiss.
They can say the word “darling” without completely emasculating themselves.
Their definition of an “escort” does not include prostitution.
They are not afraid to be fashionable.
Their idea of fashionable is questionable.
They think Vespas are appropriate modes of transportation for a first date.
They will all have emphysema before age 50.
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March 25th, 2008 at 11:00 am
who is this hot man? matthias? enquiring minds want to know!! HE NEEDS TO COME BACK ON THE HILLS PERMANENTLY!!! THE HOTTEST, MOST INTERESTING AND FUNNIEST…NEVER MIND..INTRIGUING CHARACTER ON THE HILLS SINCE WELL…NO ONE!!! I LOVE LAUREN…AND I’D LOVE FOR LAUREN TO HAVE A PARISIAN HOTTIE VISIT HER IN L.A….PLEASE …MORE INFO ON MATTIAS…AND THE BAND HE PLAYS FOR!!! THANKS!
March 25th, 2008 at 11:32 am
i must admit,i love my men hairless.but this guy,man he is a hottie!.his accent was soo hott!.i really wished that lauren would of payed more attention to him!
March 25th, 2008 at 11:38 am
The band is called ROCK&ROLL. Here is a little more info on them.
http://www.virb.com/wearerockandroll
March 25th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
i love this guy he is soooooooooooooooo cute,
i wanna see him again on the hills ,
te amo Mattias
March 25th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
this guy kind of reminded me of kevin jonas from the jonas brothers band.. i mean like they look freakishly alike.. except this guy is more hairy hahaha
March 25th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
BRODY IS A HOttie..BUT a PLAYER..I THINK LAUREN SHOULD GIVE MATTIA A CHANCE..
March 25th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
all French don’t seems like Mathias! and all French men don’t have so many hairs!
I said it good? I’m french and I live in Paris and I don’t speack English very well…
March 25th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
His jeans were unforgettably TIGHT! HAHA
March 25th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
ÆÆ! That guy iiis so not hot, i hated him. And the way he talked and acted.. Blæ. SOOO SLIPPERY!!!!
March 26th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
I thought mathias was hott!!! Everything about him!
March 27th, 2008 at 11:51 am
oh come on!!! this guy is ugly. He doesn’t care of lauren. I’m french I heard what he said when a friend of him asked about his situation whith Lauren. He said “ça progresse” (it progresses). Lauren is probably another conquest for him. and he wears slim pants!!! Thanks god all french are not wearing like that! Numerous have a real classy style