Poor Domenico. He was taunted and tortured by the other contestants, but through it all he managed to walk away with Tila and the gang’s respect and his own MTV show. Last week Amanda and her “girls” pulled ahead of Dani on the lesbian front, and it’s beginning to look like A Shot At Love is Bobby’s game to lose for the boys.
The remaining four contestants are packing their bags. TT is going to travel across the country to visit the gang’s hometowns and meet with their parents. My sympathies go to them all. Bobby is nervous because unlike Ryan, he doesn’t come from money and can’t impress TT. Amanda is also scared because she has six special needs brothers and sisters. “It’s going to be intense.â€
First stop, Worchester, NY to visit Bobby. He meets her at the local bowling lanes so she can spend a day in his shoes (get it, he means bowling shoes). She’s a city girl in the country and she can’t wait to see where he grew up. On the lanes Bobby was going to give her a blue ball (get it, blue balls), and she’s really bad at bowling. I’m sure there’s an metaphor about gutter balls and reality TV shows somewhere that I’m missing.
TT and Bobby go to meet his, dad, mom, brother, step dad, and step mom. TT admits to being bisexual to his family almost right off the bat, and they’re somewhat shocked. Granted, admitting to bisexuality isn’t the easiest topic to breach in casual dinner conversation. At dinner, TT gets frisky with Bobby’s brother by getting whipped cream on her funbags and asking him to wipe it off. Mom was decidedly NOT IMPRESSED, and after a few drinks she walks away from the table. TT went to talk to her, and after their one-on-one they discovered that they’d be good ol’ fashioned bar snakes if they were the same age. Bobby is happy that mom sees a lot of him in TT…and he’d like to see himself in TT (Get it?!). Jokes definitely aren’t subtle in upstate New York.
Now it’s off to Pacific City, Oregon to visit Amanda. She meets TT on the beach, and even though I’m not a nature person, I have to say that the Oregon beach is stunning. It looks a little like the beach in The Goonies. Oh, wow, I just read that The Goonies was shot in Oregon.
After a quick round of kite flying, the two lay on beach towels and talk. We learn that Amanda had drug problems all throughout high school but moved on. TT was impressed to learn that Amanda is more than just fun and games. They walk up to meet Amanda’s parents at a picnic table overlooking the coast. In the picnic basket is a virgin drink, and TT laughs that she’s definitely no virgin. With a loud, over-the-top lesbian daughter like Amanda and six special needs childrens, Amanda’s parents aren’t even remotely phased by TT. Amanda talks to her dad about TT. “She’s perky!â€
Later TT visits Amanda’s brothers and sisters. I’m not going to lie, special needs children make me uncomfortable, and I give high praise to TT for displaying grace and humor when interacting with them. Amanda is very happy. “If you can do that you can handle anything.â€
Now it’s time for the exotic locale of…Trenton, New Jersey, home of Ryan! Ryan wants TT to meet his friends at a local Asian restaurant. They’re definitely “dudes,†and react as such when they find out that TT is a bisexual. Their rowdy straight boy behavior is tempered when they think about her meeting Ryan’s parents. His father is a hard-nosed man who worked his way to the top of a multimillion dollar company. As one friend said, he might just say “bye bi†to TT.
Ryan drives TT to a gigantic house on a huge property. Not to belabor the point, but his parent’s house is HUGE. Ryan’s sister quickly embraces him, and TT is more attracted to his sister than to him. It’s true, Lauren looks like a straight version of Amanda with all the rough edges smoothed out. She awkwardly admits that TT is “exotic..in many different ways.â€
In front of the family’s pool TT admits to being Bisexual. Ryan’s family says “Ok,†but they’re eyes say “Jeeves, please escort this bisexual off our property.†TT catches the parents catching themselves being impolite. Seeing how she reacted to Bobby’s humble upbringing, I can tell right now that Ryan is being voted off tonight.
At dinner TT jokes with them about being bisexual and about Ryan’s body. She tells Lauren she’ll be gay sooner than she thinks, and she prays before dinner to thank God for Ryan’s hot family. “We don’t usually talk about nipples at our dinner table,†says the mom. The parents hide their horror well throughout dinner, and dad is impressed that TT worked her way from the bottom just like he did. Before dinner is even finished, Ryan takes TT on “a tour†of the house, which means he’s hooking up with her while his parents are downstairs. HOT! TT leaves the Ryan’s house, and I’m curious about the conversation his family will have later that night.
New Jersey was fun wasn’t it? TT’s final visit is in South Florida to visit Dani. She starts at Dani’s firehouse, which is Dani’s home away from home. The firemen are all crushing on TT, and titalated when she “works the fire pole.†At the house’s spaghetti dinner, the men are defensive of Dani. TT says off camera that she was touched when they told her that, “It’s an honor for you to have Dani in my life…You dump her, you’re dumping all of us.†Dani is charmingly embarrassed by the guy’s display of affection.
Now it’s time for TT to meet Dani’s mom, Grandmother, aunt, and two cousins. Dani’s cousin Michael recognized TT. “It’s freakin’ Tila Tequila!†Dani sits down with her family and has the first open conversation with them about her own sexuality. This seemingly uncomfortable situation was made better by Dani’s completely accepting family. “I wasn’t born yesterday,†said grandma. LOL. Speaking of grandma, I love her. She’s the sassy grandma that we see in movies, while our own grandparents suffer away in nursing homes. She asks TT to bounce on her knee, and TT pulls out the lap dance. Granny loves it! Off camera, Granny gets serious about her love for Dani. “I don’t want to be judged…I just want what’s best for her. If that’s what she chooses, than I’m with her all the way.â€
That was such a great trip across America, but now we’re back in California. The gang all arrives back at the Shot At Love house and are shocked that they’re glad to be back. On the upside, it looks like the one sheet for the bed was washed while they were away. They all go out back to the pool and recount their days with TT, and they all think they’re going to win.
It’s elimination time, and one person will go home. First Bobby is called, which, duh. Second is Dani, and I will be the first to admit that I never thought she had a chance to make it this far. That leaves Amanda and Ryan, but two boobs will always win over one boob from New Jersey, and Amanda wins. He’s upset, but he’s going to take what he learned and, I don’t know, put it to use in New Jersey.
“Are you guys up for a vacation,†TT shouts. The last three contestants are going to Mexico. Well, they’re going to Cancun, so really it’s Mexico-lite. Also, MTV, you need to give Dani’s Granny a show stat!
HOW DID YOU GET ON THIS SHOW?!
I think you should be chosen, for sure...HOWEVER, Im not so sure that Telia is the ONE FOR YOU....
....do you?
Thats not the vibe I get but Im only watching this through my TV screen - you are IN IT and know best.
Good luck girl...you are a cool person!
P
You should pick Dani, she is the hottest sexiest one on there. She is sincere, caring, and not jealous like the other cast members. I have truly falling head over heels for Dani. Pick Dani, she will not break your heart.
Pick Dani..I love her.
TILA IS LOOKING FOR REAL LOVE AND IF SHE DOESNT SEE IT IN FRON OF HER THEN SHE WONT FIND IT AT ALL
DANI IS THE ONE FOR HER......CHOOSE DANI
DANI THE WORLS LOVES YOU GIRL!!!!!
Your family seems so great! So sweet and supportive. You've been so blessed! What an honor to you to have both of your family and your fire-house family speak so highly of you and consider you the prize to be won. This speaks so highly of your character and the quality relationships you've invested time in over the years. You're obviously a very valued friend, daughter, co-worker, grand-daughter...etc.
Best wishes to you no matter what life brings your way--
Steph
PS-- Your cousin is adorable! Is HE single?!
Can someone let me know if the new episode is coming on THIS tuesday? (12/18) cause i thought it was supposed to be last week, but no... thanks :)
The first time that I saw Dani, I was floored, I cried. Even though it sounds a little warped, I have had the unique opportunity to fantisize that my baby is in the middle of a reality tv show instead of being in the middle of some damn war and half way around the world from me. We are now happily retired from the whole player game, but I think she would have won Tila's heart, just as Dani has. Tila's a smart girl. Thank you for a chance to see someone who reminds me so much of the one that I love, it was a nice escape from reality in reality tv.
Rhonda
P.S.
We've got to hang out some time...talk about double trouble!
Come to think of it, if I had a chance to go out with Dani I wouldn't hesitate....shes just perfect and her family is fabulous. CHOOSE DANI...dont break her heart Tila. together the two of you are the perfect couple because opposites attract.
pick bobby.
I guess what my heart tells me is to pick Dani. I think that Dani's family is more excepting to the fact she is bi and Dani is gay. I was really touched on what the grandmother said. Plus I think every parent should want thier kid happy. It should not matter on what sex you like. It should matter on the person you are.
I think the Bobby's family is excepting now but was not at first.
I really have liked this show from the start. I think that this show has open peoples eyes to the Gay Community. Thanks Tila Teguila and MTV.
A gay viewer from Philly/Vermont.
Could you see yourself hanging out with bi guys let alone gay guys. I am not sure if you really know what you are getting into hun.
The Gay community tends to stick together. I hope I am right about this. GO Dani
If you're reading these, I want to let you know what an amazing family you have. They are so loving and accepting!!! Your family and co-workers being so genuinely proud of you speaks volumes about the kind of person you are. Honestly, watching this episode with your family made me cry because there are so many families that don't get along and take each other for granted. When I have a family of my own someday, I can only hope to have the same kind of love in my home. Tila would be crazy not to pick you and she would be lucky to have you and your wonderful family in her life.
Best of luck to you. You are a great person no matter what.
I myself am a firefighter, and was not pushing for Danny. I actually thought she was an attractive man at first, however, now that I am into the show, I am pushing for her all the way. She is the only true person on the show. The more the show goes on, the more it shoes.
Bobby has a terrible temper, which I can see growing into an abusive relationship, and Amanda was simply a gossiper.
All in all, I hope that Danny ends up happy. She is an amazing person and I beleive that she would make Tila a better person too.
Kristy from Oregon.
Tila, whichever one you choose will be the right choice if you choose for love.
One last thing... Bobby I LUST YOU!
shes crazy for you from what i see
her family seemed to love you and seemed more open then the other familys were on your sexuality
everyone else there seems to want to be there for the fame but not dani
i think you and dani look best together!!
rooting for you dani hope you win Tila's heart!
-*-Marie-*-