Shar Jackson vs. Kendra Wilkinson: Finalists on ‘Celebrity Rap Superstar’
Ok. So it’s pretty obvious that there could have only been one luscious blond finalist on the show. America chose their favorite blondie Kendra over the judges favorite blondie Sebastian. Now that the final two are Shar and Kendra, there is really no need to recap who did better rap wise, and who did better booty shaking wise because if you’ve been watching at all, it’s obvious Shar will win the show.
However… let’s divulge into who has the better support team. It’s a matter of Team Federlines vs. Team Hef Bunnies.Shall we?… (Come on in and click on through… It’s good. I promise. You won’t regret)
Category One: THE SUPPORTERS (aka Team Federlikes vs. Team Hefners)
Shar Jackson tonight had some outstanding backup dancers… but was I the only one to notice the Federlike?You know.. THIS GUY HERE?! I swear it’s K-Fed himself but I will give Shar the benefit of the doubt and since we all know K-Fed is busy babysitting his children with Brit Brit, it’s time to cut them some slack.
Basing everything off of Kendra’s personal lyrics in her original rap tonight, it seemed that her life was pretty hard… PSH yeah right! When she was FIVE maybe. Let’s not forget that Kendra is 22 years old and currently calls Hugh Hefner her boyfriend. Considering the different blinged out necklaces she flossed tonight… that girl is not hurting for much in this world. According to wikipedia , it seems her Mom is a retired Eagles cheerleader.
So the winner of this category is : Kendra. ::Insert boxing ring noise here::
Category Two: Fan Signs
So between this sign for Shar:
And this sign for Kendra:
I’m not a handwriting analysis expert or anything, but it seems clear as day to me that Shar is in the colorful hearts of her fans. While “Kendra is #1″. The latter is meh. Looked like it was done in the parking lot with a sharpie and a beer.
Fan Signs Category Winner: SHAR! ::Insert boxing ring noise here::
And for our final category:
Category Three: The Mentors
We’ve gotten to know Too Short and MC Lyte very well this season. They say a picture is worth a thousand words so let’s just sum it up as so:
Shar & Lyte:
Kendra & Too Short:
Hmm.. One is a word between good friends and the other is a man pointing at another woman’s booty.
This category is OBVIOUSLY A TIE.
Let’s be honest though. It’s really up to America. So get your votes in quick before the phones close 
