Thank goodness!! It’s really starting to heat up. And, if I’m honest, for the first time this season I truly CANNOT WAIT until next weeks episode. I think I’m getting a little too excited but for this week I have to just point out the most amazing parts of the episode.
– Drunken Argument #1: Parisa has definitely taken on the role of “Den Mother.” She takes care of the drunkards, is constantly cooking for her little roomies and even thinks she’s supposed to help Trisha get ready for the beach by tying her bathing-suit. One would think that this would be a fabulous characteristic to have in a roommate — apparently Shavoun thinks otherwise…

She’s been getting frustrated that Parisa favors the boys over the girls (that’s right this is basically an elementary school fight intensified with alcohol!) Everything seems to go up in flames when Parisa offers to make Cohutta a grilled cheese sandwich — Trisha had asked for an egg, tomato and cheese sandwich — can you guess which one is easier to make when you’re drunk?! That’s right — grilled cheese. This throws Shavoun into a frenzy. She screams, curses, makes Parisa cry and then starts to take it out on little ol’ Cohutta. She throws a glass at Cohutta which makes him grab his sandwich and storm out. What happens next is (in my opinion) the cutest moment of the season so far. Cohutta talks to his grilled cheese, explaining just how much drama the sandwich has caused

– Drunken Argument #2: The Alex drama continues. He might actually be the smoothest player I have ever seen. He is playing both of these girls! He even manages to tell them each something different when he is on the phone and the two of them are standing right next to each other!! (UNBELIEVABLE) I’m not quite sure if he is really as good at messing with girls as it seems or if these girls are just that dumb! Well, (now pay attention this is when it gets good) Parisa gets ridiculously drunk, makes out with Alex in…the bathroom (gross). Trisha — who came to the bar with Alex — gets really pissed and the boy peaces out. Parisa stumbles outside and the bartender has to let her roommates know that she’s outside getting sick. Trisha tries to walk her home, but Parisa has had enough of her bullshit! She walks home to begin her rant. Where must a Real Worlder go to vent — THE CONFESSIONAL!! Parisa looks into the camera, dramatic pause, and … “I think I’m going to be sick.” Parisa vomits in the confessional while yelling at Trisha. The language on this girl could make any New Yorker proud! She goes off! Trisha doesn’t really stand a chance. The credits begin to roll and all we hear is…. beep beep you beep beep. I can’t believe beep beep beep…

Oh I cannot wait till next week! Best episode so far!!! But don’t take my word for it, go watch it on realworld.mtv.com.