Just when you begin to think that reality shows are over and that there are no more original unscripted programming left to be developed, in walks Donald Trump with a platter of four smiling beauty queens sharpening their claws and ready to scratch each other’s eyes out for our amusement. Thank you Mr. Trump…

Pageant Place follows Miss Teen USA Katie Blair, Miss USA Rachel Smith, Miss Universe Riyo Mori, and former Miss USA Tara “I have done cocaine” Conner as they live together in the same New York City apartment. I already have a complain after watching Pageant Place’s trailer; Donald really should have forced these ladies to wear sashes 24 hours a day like Mrs. Banks in Mary Poppins. But after seeing this powder keg of bitchery, premadonnaism, and hairspray for two minutes – including Miss USA pulling rank on Miss Teen USA - who cares? Again, thank you, Mr. Trump.

Why do I have the feeling these girls didn’t read the fine print when they entered their respective pageants?