Tonight there were two major events that need to be discussed!!
“Big shoes and Big bras to fill”
Shauvon finally makes the decision to go back to California to be with David. The final straw being when David flipped out that Shauvon was even considering going on the “business trip” to Cairns. Shauvon was pressured to make a decision and ultimately decided that she needed to be with a man who will not let her be who she wants to be or let her experience what she wants to experience. It seems like almost everyone in the house is totally understanding of Shauvon’s decision, but Parisa — in true New York City fashion — seems to be judging her actions saying that it is “unfortunate for the quality of her relationship with Shauvon.” Honestly, Parisa why don’t you just say that you think it’s ridiculous that she would let a man run her life!… Read more…
Well, we know they like to dress for their special occasions.
But who are Heidi and Spencer to be past dressing up for Halloween!
Ahhh…. Spencer, did you have some work done?
Yum.
I was gonna take another stab at a title for this picture,
but as my present to you guys:
Caption This!
Last week posed the great question: what happens when 9 straight boys and 8 lesbians share one bed? In the case of Rebecca and Steven, “back rubbing,†and in the case of one borderline sociopath Italian, “watching people sleep.†After a pole dancing party and a pie eating contest, buxom Krystal, trampy Rebecca, and the triple boredom threat of Rob, Eric, and Alex lose their shots at love. Tonight, the bi-athalon! Normally I’d said the men would definitely win a contest involving fitness, but never discount a feisty lesbian. Look at Eleanor Roosevelt. Kidding! Read more…
“My dream was to record my music.”
Last week we watched as Kaya almost missed a gig and this week we watched her actually walk off stage when she refused to sing her sister’s song. This turned into a $90,000 fine for Kaya and the band, a slew of public apologizes and Kaya having to give up a little part of who she is by caving to the music industry execs.
Kaya’s childhood doesn’t seem to have gone really smoothly. She watched as her mom ran off after a huge fight with her dad and her sister died in what seems to be a car crash… Read more…
Everyone knows that to be part of the young Hollywood glitterati takes a three step process:
1) Find your way on a hit reality show.
2) Make sure people know you’re headed to rehab
3) Go directly to jail, do not pass go, collect your book money later.
After completing the first two steps, Jason Wahler is now officially a card carrying member of the ‘I did rehab then jail’ club. According to MSNBC, Jason reported to jail on in Issaquah, Washington to begin serving a 30 day sentence… Read more…
“What makes people buy records? People buy records because they want to get laid.” That’s right! That is the wise advice from the high powered record producer for Kaya’s brand new record. But I guess we need to learn who Kaya is. Kaya is a 21-year old rock new rock star. Crossing Coldwater fronted by Kaya has gone platinum basically overnight and now the young stars are having to deal with the pleasures and pressures of fame. Lets meet the band: Read more…
Katie sure knows how to pick ‘em. Last week her boyfriend Josh showed us that Miss Teen USA dates losers just like regular teenagers. Disgraced Miss USA Tara Conner joins the queens on their royal appearances across America, and although the pageant queens her with courtesy and respect, they’re a ticking time bomb of Vaseline, fake tanner, and double-sided tape waiting to go off… Read more…
Meet Gavin Beasley.
He is currently making a living on his detective work proclaiming that ‘The Hills’ is fake. Who is this Inspector Gadget anyways? We all know he made a short guest appearance in last week’s episode. Why only one episode? It turns out that he wasn’t Brodylicious enough to capture Lauren’s heart.
We get to the bottom of ‘Gavin-Gate’… Read more…
I’m going to keep this short and sweet. Gavin needs to stop “popping off” and giving his two cents on whether or not The Hills is real. Totally ignoring the fact that he just had his whole manhood taken from him on television when Lauren passed on him for Brody, the guy looks like everyone’s favorite uncle from Full House…Joey!
(Sorry Jesse, but your love for Elvis and motorcycles was always too renegade for my tastes.)
Dunbar’s girlfriend is coming to visit and he’s stopping at nothing to get peace in the house (or should I say get a piece.) Julie, Dunbar’s girlfriend, seems to be coming at a great time — this week’s assignment at Contiki is to try out a bunch of great restaurants in Sydney to recommend to clients.
Dunbar snaps again at Parisa who is in his way. A dirty kitchen can make tensions rise in any house, but add trying to impress an American girlfriend when she gets to Sydney — all hell is breaks loose. I’m really concerned that if Dunbar keeps getting angry like this he’s going to give himself a heart attack. (Boy, does he need to “relieve” the tension.)… Read more…
