Cribs Sheet brings you the top 5 hottest, wackiest, and coolest luxuries from each episode of Cribs.

5. DJ Unk’s crib is 2,300 square feet — that’s a lot to walk out. But it’s not his rides or his flatscreen TVs that make the list: it’s the black leather curtains in his living room. “I didn’t even realize I had leather curtains” claims this modest DJ.

4. Roy Williams, strong safety for the Dallas Cowboys, makes his living playing football, but makes our list with the full-size basketball court in his backyard. Don’t play this guy in a game of horse, he nailed this shot on his first try.

3. Kim Kardashian loves her Louis Vuitton bags and luggage, but loves staying in shape even more. (Have to look good for the cameras!) So she installed a stripper pole in her bedroom. She promises “it’s for working out”. Uh, right.

2. We’ve heard of TV on the Radio, but TV in the Tub? Roy Williams master bath has a retractable flatscreen TV that allows Roy to relax with a bubble bath, unwind and watch Cribs after a long day of tackling.

1. Eight feet high, eight feet wide and holds 3,000 gallons. No, its not an offensive lineman, its Roy Williams fish tank. This cylindrical beauty holds sharks, eels and Roy himself when he takes a dip. Roy loves his fish, but aren’t the Dolphins in the AFC?

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